( chiming )
Gary, looks like it's that time of week again.
Bath time!
Come on, let's go get the water started.
You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary.
Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way or the easy way.
Or the medium way.
Or the semi-medium- easy-hard way.
Or the sort of hard
with a touch of awkward-easy, difficult-challenging way.
So that's how you want to play it, huh?
Gary, check out this new toy.
Fetch!
Huh?
"New Boomerang Pet Ball... Really works."
( grunts )
Aye!
Gary, there's a bomb strapped to my chest!
It's going to explode in three seconds
unless you take a bath!
( calmly ): Please.
( bang )
I am now going to assault your mind
with subliminal messages.
( giggling )
Sorry you had to see that.
Hello, fancy French restaurant...
I've got a naughty snail here
who won't take a bath.
What?!
Could you say that again?
Slow down!
It's like you're speaking some other language.
Hey, Gar, how about some leapfrog?
Whee-hee!
Okay, your turn.
( shell shatters )
Hey, Gar, how about some leapfrog?
I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella
to take a bath in this house!
♪ Ya-da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Ya-da-da-da ♪
♪ Ya-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-da-da! ♪
♪ Ya-da-da-da-da-dah! ♪
( panting )
That didn't work either, huh?
Gary! Gary! Gary!
Look what I found!
It's an old pirate treasure map
revealing the location of buried pirate treasure
in this very house.
Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure!
Whoo!
Okay, Gary.
Now, 40 paces to the left.
One, two, three, four, five, six
seven, eight, nine, ten...
...24, 25, 26, 27... 40.
The treasure must be in here.
Wow, Gary, look!
A pirate treasure chest!
Meow.
Why, no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub.
It's treasure!
Look... doubloons!
Don't drop them.
Look at this brooch!
Meow.
I don't know what a snail
would want with a brooch!
Now, why don't you just get in the tub?!
Get in the tub!
In the tub!
Now, Gary, are you going to get in this tub
or am I going to have to...
Gary, uh... could you, uh...
Gary, no!
Gary!
( splash )
All right, Gary.
You have duped and/or frustrated me for the last time!
So, if I can't get you to come to the bath,
I'll just have to bring the bath to you.
( gurgling )
SPONGEBOB: Psst... Gary...
Bath delivery.
Come back, Gary.
l have something to "chair" with you.
"Dish" is more like it.
Meow.
"Water" you waiting for, Gary?
Meow, meow, meow.
Oh, stuck in a tree?
Meow, meow, meow.
lt's time to clean up your act, Gary.
( inhales )
( over record ): Meow, meow, meow...
Oh, no!
I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin.
GARY: ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow. ♪
Gary!
Bring that ladder back this instant!
I am really not amused, mister.
You are going to take a bath
and you are going to get clean right now!
Meow.
I am so the boss of you.
Meow.
It may be a free country,
but you live in my house, under my rules.
Meow.
Don't use that tone of voice with me.
You will do what I say, when I say!
What are you doing?
I am talking to you, mister.
Do not go near that mud puddle!
Gary the snail, do you hear me?!
I am giving you three seconds
to get a away from that mud puddle.
One, two, two-and-a-half...
Don't make me say three.
( squeaks )
Gary!
Gary! Gary!
Gary!!
I'm a dirty boy.
Meow.
Yeah, yeah, Gary, I'm getting behind my ears.